Boys Boys BOYS!

So I (this is Cristina writing of course) need to add something...it SHOULD be something easy enough to add.  Something that will pretty much always be on my side.  Something that is fairly similar to me, not necessarily by age.  Something that will throw off the extremely lack of ESTROGEN in this household! I am surrounded by mud, boogers, the toilet seat is always UP because there is more of them than me, it's always blues instead of pinks, it's always wrestle instead of snuggle.  I.AM.SURROUNDED.BY.BOYS! Everything is a boy...my husband (not that I am complaining), my kids, my cat and this just in...my dog! I need a girl...SOMETHING needs to be a female...soon! HELP!