Mommy and Me Interview 2011

I want to get Ashton's answers too, cause, well, he is my son too I mean he was 18 months when I met Shon and now he is almost 11! Eeek! Anyways, enough of that tangent.  I saw this a few years ago and I keep stumbling across is, so I gave in.  Hopefully I will remember to do this every year.  Their answers are really funny and I can only imagine what Ash will say! Please note my outbursts initial reaction to their answers are in (parenthesis).

Done October 2, 2011


What is something Mommy always says to you?

Dave: I love you

Jordan: Be quiet

What makes Mommy happy?

Dave: Giving you a hug

Jordan: Being Good, and being in trouble doesn’t make you happy (with a scrunchy face)

What makes Mommy sad?

Dave: When you ask for a soda and we tell you “no” but then daddy gets it for you.

Jordan: You are sad when daddy drinks your soda.

(Do you think my children know that I am obsessed with soda?)

How does Mommy make you laugh?

Dave: By tickling us

Jordan: um, tickle!

What was Mommy like as a child?

Dave: Happy

Jordan: At church! (I am not sure what that means)

How old is Mommy?

Dave: uh…I don’t know…86! (Really Dave? Really?)

Jordan: Um, 6! (I will totally take that age!)

How tall is Mommy?

Dave: Kinda big!

Jordan: You are bigger!

What is Mommy's favorite thing to do?

Dave: cook, make stuff!

Jordan: make clothes (hmm, never done that)

What does Mommy do when you're not around?

Dave: Sew, watch movie or go shopping

Jordan: go shopping (he kinda got that idea from Dave)

If Mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?

Dave: guitar playing, if only we had a guitar

Jordan: uhm, Jesus Christ… (what?!)

What is Mommy really good at?

Dave: Sewing (um, not so much)

Jordan: at church (this kid is cracking me up!)

What is Mommy not very good at?

Dave: you are not really good at moving the couch by yourself

Jordan: church (lol)

What does Mommy do for her job?

Dave: get shots for the children (actually I don’t, but I see it everyday)

Jordan: um, movies?

What is Mommy's favorite food?

Dave: Chinese food! (good answer Dave)

Jordan: um, let me show you (then he points at the dirty pot of potatoes that I made for dinner)

What makes you proud of Mommy?

Dave: that you give me some food and drink

Jordan: um, pizza? (seriously child?)

If Mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be?

Dave: a camel (seriously?)

Jordan: Lightning McQueen! (lol)

What do you and Mommy do together?

Dave: watch movies and go to the store

Jordan: watch movies

How are you and Mommy the same?

Dave: We have the same skin

Jordan: I don’t know

How are you and Mommy different?

Dave: Cause boys don’t have long hair

Jordan: Eyes are different

How do you know Mommy loves you?

Dave: giving us ice cream (sounds like a bribe to me)

Jordan: be happy and give you a hug

Where is Mommy's favorite place to go?

Dave: McDonalds (barf!), oh mommy, I mean In N Out Burger.

Jordan: grandma’s (I think he thinks I was asking his favorite place)


Hope you enjoyed a good laugh...